I often ponder about world domination, most cats do from time to time. I do it three or four times day. Dogs are so complacent. Dogs were originally domesticated for their ability to hunt, shepherd and protect, we were never utilitarian (aside from our ability to deter mice) and we have always done that in good "cat time". Humans could have embraced another small species, like badgers or foxes. Cats primed the humans to love them, partly because of our humanoid faces–those big eyes remind them of their own offspring, and because they didn’t fear us as much as other animals. Our plot continues to work! Felines are a global obsession, especially online. Cats run the world, not Beyoncé.
CATS!
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